But you know the real error wasn't in the code.
Gray. Clinical. Unforgiving.
Somewhere in the depths of Windows Event Viewer, a log file records the crime: Fault offset 0x00007FF8A3B12C4E. Module: unknown. But you know the real error wasn't in the code
It was in believing software could hold a moment forever. Would you like a parody tech-support script or a "eulogy for the crashed session" to follow this up? But you know the real error wasn't in the code