Angry Birds Go 1.5.2 Portable -

King Pig Smooth Cheeks slammed his tiny golden fist on the dashboard of his brand-new "Royal Rumble" kart. It was a monstrous machine—gold-plated, with a diamond-encrusted exhaust and a horn that played a tiny fanfare. But it wouldn't move.

"Check it," he said, holding up his phone. "Update 1.5.2. They nerfed the pigs' top speed by 18% and buffed our cornering."

Red laughed. He drifted perfectly through the final corner—a move impossible in the old version—and crossed the finish line first. angry birds go 1.5.2

The sun blazed down on Piggy Island, but the usual cackle of triumph was missing. In fact, the only sound was the frustrated squeak-squeak-squeak of rusty wheels.

"UNFAIRLY FAST IS THE POINT!" King Pig shrieked, kicking a tire. His kart, once the terror of the Downhill Dash, now handled like a shopping cart full of mud. King Pig Smooth Cheeks slammed his tiny golden

"Lost your edge, Porky?" Red taunted.

The Blues—three tiny birds in one oversized soapbox derby car—squeaked with joy. "Our slipstream boost got a cooldown reduction! We can draft forever!" "Check it," he said, holding up his phone

"Fine," he grumbled. "But mark my words, birds. Patch 1.5.3? I'm buying the 'Ham-fisted' micro-transaction pack. You'll see."