Canon 4700 Printer Driver -

The screen flickered. Not the normal flicker of a resolution change, but a deep, retinal shudder, as if reality itself had hiccupped. A progress bar appeared, but it wasn’t filling with data. It was filling with time .

That was when Margaret from Accounting walked in. Margaret was 74, had survived three mergers and a hostile takeover by a private equity firm that ate smaller law firms for breakfast. She wore cardigans and carried a mug that said I’m silently correcting your grammar .

Arthur blinked. The number dropped to 11,999 years . He pressed Cancel. The button clicked, but nothing happened. The progress bar grew a tiny, smiling cartoon printer icon. It winked at him.