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The massive Hidden Hills mansion was unusually still. No camera crews packing down cables, no producers whispering through earpieces, no Kris Jenner speed-dialing a crisis.

was upstairs, lying flat on a crystal mat, trying to "re-align her energy" after passing the bar exam on her third attempt. Her phone buzzed — a text from her assistant: "North wants to know if she can start a YouTube channel." Kim didn't open it. Instead, she whispered to the ceiling, "I've created a monster. And her name is my entire family." cast of keeping up with the kardashians

"Kylie, it's Sunday," Kris yelled from the dining room. "No cameras." The massive Hidden Hills mansion was unusually still

And somewhere, in the control room of their minds, a producer whispered: Roll credits. Her phone buzzed — a text from her

Kris sat at the head of the long dining table, a glass of Chardonnay sweating in her hand. Her laptop was open to a calendar so color-coded it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting. "Kim's SKIMS shoot Monday, Kylie's lip kit launch Tuesday, Kendall's fashion week flight Wednesday..." she muttered, crossing something off with a red pen. Even on her day off, she was producing.

In the kitchen, stood barefoot, making a gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free smoothie. She took a long sip, then deadpanned to no one: "I think I'll take the kids to a silent retreat in Sedona next week. No phones. No drama." She paused. "Actually, don't film that."