Cinderella Comedy Script | Editor's Choice |

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lose My Shoe on Purpose

(looking at watch) Oh no. I forgot to set an alarm.

(to self) I’m going to trip. I just know it. SCENE 3: THE BALL OF SHAME INT. PALACE GRAND BALLROOM - LATER

That’s disgusting, son. Go find her. SCENE 5: THE FITTING FROM HELL INT. CHATEAU DE MEAN - THREE DAYS LATER

(to mouse) You know what, Gus? One day I’ll escape. I’ll go to a ball. I’ll wear something that isn’t 40% ash.