There, stuck to the filter like a grotesque prize, was the problem.
First, Sam unplugged the machine. Safety first, even in the face of plumbing rage. Then came the excavation. The washer was wedged between a wall and a rickety utility sink. With a grunt, Sam shimmied it forward, the metal feet screeching against the linoleum like angry cats.
The internet instructions were deceptively cheerful: Step 1: Drain the remaining water.
With everything clean, Sam screwed the filter cap back on, tucked the tiny drain hose into its clip, and closed the panel. The washer was pushed back into place—still screeching, but with a note of triumph this time.
The main filter cap was a large, coin-slot plastic twist-tab. Sam wedged a quarter into the slot and turned. It resisted at first, then gave way with a gritty crack . As it unscrewed, another gush of water—and something solid—lurched out.