The kicker? Her roommate’s sketchy ex-boyfriend asked to “crash for a few days.” She said yes without asking a single question. I had to explain that “crashed” doesn’t just mean tired—it means living on your futon and eating your ramen.
My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!!
Last week, she got an email saying she’d won a “college giveaway” — a brand new laptop and $500. All she had to do was send her social security number and a $50 “processing fee.” She was already reaching for her wallet when I stopped her. college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!
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