Dark Souls 3 El Amigos ~upd~ File

I say: “No. I want to go home.”

But finally… FINALLY… I kill him. How? Panic rolling. Just rolling, rolling, rolling, and one little poke. He falls. I am shaking. I need water. Now we go to the High Wall. Beautiful architecture. Very nice view. Too bad everything wants to eat my face.

12 seconds. He pokes me. I am dead. El Amigos is no more. dark souls 3 el amigos

I have no money. I have no editor. I have no estus flasks left.

Phase 1: I survive. I am good. I am rolling like a professional. I say: “No

I get him to half health. He transforms. Suddenly he is a black snake monster. I scream. My microphone breaks. You cannot hear me, but trust me: I screamed.

I did it. I beat Dark Souls 3. No summons. No cheats. Just pain, panic, and pure dumb luck. Graphics: 10/10 (I can see my own suffering reflected in the armor) Music: 10/10 (makes me want to cry and punch a wall at the same time) Difficulty: 11/10 (my controller is now in 4 pieces) Bosses: 9/10 (except the tree. the tree can burn) Dogs: 0/10 (delete them from the game) Panic rolling

I lose 10,000 souls. TEN THOUSAND. That’s two levels. That’s my entire retirement fund.