Peter plugged the iPod into the smoking router. Suddenly, the TV flickered to life. But instead of a picture, a single, pulsing soundwave appeared.
The iPod exploded into a thousand tiny bits of plastic and lithium. The TV went dark. The soundwave vanished. The man in the suit tipped his hat and disappeared.
Peter Griffin slammed the family’s only laptop shut, a puff of dust and defeat rising from the cracked hinge. family guy season 05 m4b
And so, the Griffins gathered around the flaming router, watching stolen internet videos, because learning a lesson about media preservation and narrative integrity was far too much effort.
From the living room, Chris looked up from his bowl of cereal. “Mom, my online school teacher said if I disconnect one more time, she’s going to ‘send a husky to our house to eat my kneecaps.’” Peter plugged the iPod into the smoking router
Peter grinned. “I learned it from the M4B version of Season Five. In that timeline, ‘Road House’ fixes everything. Even cancer.”
A deep, robotic voice boomed:
“Creepy,” Peter muttered.