Jay, your Trial is called Eyes of the Gorgon . You will enter this pitch-black temple. You must find three glowing snakes. But the floor is covered in… Greece’s finest.
We haven’t got a fire, mate. We’ve got wet sticks.
You’re joking. I’ve got asthma, fam.
(sputtering) There’s an eel down there! A handsome one!
He’s only moved two feet.
One of you will be lowered into the Aegean to retrieve the Golden Laurel – which contains your first luxury item. Who’s brave enough?
(emerging, covered in sauce) I ate one. The dolma. It wasn’t bad.
Ooh, that’s not in the risk assessment.
