“A gateway, Ms. Knope!” Marcia shot back. “First, extra Sprite. Then, extra screen time. Then, premarital hand-holding at the mall food court. I’ve seen the data.”
The issue: Paunch Burger’s new “Kids’ Fun Zone,” a terrifying pit of inflatable tubes and ball pits. But Marcia wasn’t there about the sanitation concerns. No, she had heard a rumor—a whisper on the Pawnee Mom’s for Decency group chat—that the Fun Zone included a soda fountain where children could serve themselves . marcia langman parks and rec
As she walked out into the Pawnee night, she passed a teenager drinking a large cola. She shuddered. “A gateway, Ms
Marcia didn’t cheer. She never cheered. Instead, she gathered her pamphlets, shot Leslie a look of profound disappointment, and whispered to Gerald, “This isn’t over. I heard the library is considering graphic novels next.” Then, extra screen time