Masuka Intern Dexter !link! [ AUTHENTIC ✮ ]

— Vince Masuka P.S. If you’re reading this, Dexter (the real one), stop looking at my ketamine. P.P.S. Intern Masuka, if you’re reading this, please don’t stab me. You’re the only one who knows how to calibrate the GC/MS. Check out my vlog: “Spatter Matters with Masuka.”

Despite the creepy vibes, the girl is a . She organized my reagent shelf alphabetically and by molecular weight. She found a trace of soil on a victim’s shoe that Batista missed. She even laughed at my “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!” joke. masuka intern dexter

I got an intern named .

I laughed. “Honey, everybody’s rhythms are off around here. Have you seen Sgt. Doakes’ face?” — Vince Masuka P

I said, “Kid, are you sure you aren’t a serial killer?” Intern Masuka, if you’re reading this, please don’t

Dexter gave her his usual “friendly neighborhood sociopath” nod, and she whispered to me, “His bio-rhythms are off.”

Is Masuka Intern Dexter a genius? Yes. Is she a future serial killer? Statistically, probably not. But statistically, nobody should have two Masukas in one lab.