Mlg Virus [hot] Now

Just press F to pay respects.

I’m writing this in a drained swimming pool. Outside, the sky is green like a bad greenscreen. A horde walks past. Their leader is wearing a fedora and a trench coat made of Dorito bags. He’s screaming, “M’lady,” at a fire hydrant.

Safe zones are gone. The last radio broadcast came from a bunker in Nevada: “They’ve started building towers . Tower of Pimps. Made of scrap metal and human bones. They’re guarding them with modified Nerf guns that fire bullets.” mlg virus

I’m the last one left who remembers what a normal laugh sounds like. Who remembers that “Illuminati” isn’t a real threat. Who knows that a “360 no-scope” is a video game trick, not a martial art.

Subject: "MLG Virus"

He whispers: “Pwned.”

It started in the memes. That’s what nobody wants to admit. We thought it was a joke. A parody. A bad edit from 2014. Just press F to pay respects

And then I’ll detonate the 4,000 cans of unshaken Monster Energy I’ve wired to the drain.