Modern Family Halloween File

"See, Jay? He gets it."

(downs a whole glass of red wine, taser still in hand) "Only six more hours until November 1st." modern family halloween

The Dunphy living room. Orange and purple lights flash erratically. A fog machine is having a seizure in the corner. "See, Jay

"Lily, sweetie, we talked about this. Halloween is about fun threats, not real ones." modern family halloween

(emerging from the shadows in a velvet cape and a beret, holding a glass of apple cider): "I am not a werewolf or a zombie. I am a tortured poet who died of ennui in 1847 . If you listen closely, you can hear the ghost of my unrequited love for a girl in my AP History class."