But while your primary enemies are usually a lack of funds, broken suspension, and your own crushing loneliness, there is one force that can ruin your day faster than a blown engine: .

Respect the cruiser, keep your Konig’s lights on, and remember: if you absolutely must drive like a maniac, do it in the tow truck.

Stay greasy, and watch for moose.

Find a safe spot on the shoulder and hit the brake. The officer will get out, walk to your window, and deliver a verdict (usually in a humorous, text-based dialogue). They will issue a fine, which is deducted directly from your wallet. The fine amounts are painful early-game (ranging from $50 for minor infractions to $500+ for high-speed chases), but they are manageable. Once the ticket is issued, they leave.