So put on the sweatpants with the hole in the knee. Order the greasy delivery. And remember: You don’t have to go out to have a story. Sometimes, the best plot is the one you sleep through.

Entertainment metrics are shifting. Spotify Wrapped is out; "How many consecutive hours you watched The Office background noise" is in. The post-pandemic hangover has officially cured the FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). In its place is JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out), seasoned with a heavy pinch of garlic butter.

Streaming services are catching on. Netflix’s "Slow TV" category (think: a 6-hour loop of a train ride through the Swiss Alps) is up 200% in views among 25- to 35-year-olds. We don’t want plot twists; we want vibes .