Disclaimer: The author assumes no liability for shredded fingers, broken machines, or marriages strained by the sound of a jammed shredder at 2 AM.
But remember the lesson: Respect the shredder. Oil it monthly. Feed it slowly. And never, ever try to shred a paperclip. That is a story for another day. paper stuck in shredder
One moment you are feeding that stack of expired credit card offers and junk mail into the machine with righteous fury. The next, the machine stops, and you are left staring at a two-inch tongue of pulpy, crumpled paper sticking out of the slot, mocking you. The shredder has eaten your secrets, but it has decided to stop digesting them. Disclaimer: The author assumes no liability for shredded