Really?
Claire rolls her eyes and walks toward the hallway closet. Phil whips out his phone, opens the remote control app for the speaker and fog machine. His hands are shaking with adrenaline.
The Dunphy living room. Halloween decorations are, predictably, overdone. Cobwebs hang from every corner, a motion-sensor witch cackles by the stairs, and a six-foot inflatable Frankenstein guards the front door. Phil, wearing a black t-shirt that reads “I SEE DEAD PEOPLE... AND I'M PROBABLY SELLING THEM A HOUSE,” paces back and forth. phil's epic halloween prank on claire
Yes, my queen of chaos?
I’m always weird. That’s my brand.
He tests it quietly.
But this year… this year I’ve got technology . And showmanship. And a deep, deeply unhealthy need to win. Part 1: The Setup Really
Phil.