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The Group Chat That Broke the Bank

By 10:00 AM, the FDIC arrived to seize the bank. The Pastebin post ends with a single line of code from a terminated engineer: system.out.println("Game over. SVB has $0.00 left."); site%3apastebin.com+silicon+valley+bank

This is where the Pastebin story gets juicy. According to the leaked chat logs, a junior associate at (a major VC) read the SEC filing. He saw the $1.8 billion loss. He didn't read the fine print about the back-up capital raise. The Group Chat That Broke the Bank By