Hopper eats a cold waffle, unbothered.
JOYCE: “I’ve had it with these interdimensional lizard freaks! I’m gonna magnetize his face!” stranger things cracked
DEMOGORGON slides around the corner wearing roller skates and a tiny party hat. Hopper eats a cold waffle, unbothered
Joyce appears with a baseball bat full of Christmas lights. Hopper eats a cold waffle
Here’s a short Stranger Things “crack” piece (absurd, meta, chaotic humor):
TITLE CARD:
HOPPER: “Seen worse. 1983, remember?”