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“I don’t need a lecture at Rice,” Sheldon said, holding up the calculator. “I have a 1972 HP-35. It has a 56-byte programmability limit, but that’s more than enough to calculate the trajectory of your academic downfall.”

“One condition,” Stan said, pointing a gnarled finger at Sheldon. “You come back and teach me how to use the damn thing. I bought it at auction five years ago. Never figured out the reverse Polish notation.”

George looked at the calculator. Then at Sheldon. Then he took a long drink of beer and said nothing. young sheldon s01e05 webrip

George looked at the price. Then at his wallet. Then at Stan, who was cleaning a revolver with a rag. “Best I can do is twenty bucks and a half-eaten pack of beef jerky.”

Sheldon spent the entire ride home in a state of silent agony. George tried to console him. “It’s just a calculator, son.” “I don’t need a lecture at Rice,” Sheldon

“Stan the shotgun man?” George laughed. “Last time I was there, he had a ‘Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again’ sign.”

Jeremy’s eyes widened. Then narrowed. “Where did you get that?” “You come back and teach me how to use the damn thing

The next day, Sheldon walked into school carrying the HP-35 in a custom foam-lined case he had constructed from a shoebox and dish sponges. He found Jeremy at the water fountain.