Young — Sheldon S04e12 Aiff

"God doesn’t fact-check me. This will." Main Plot: Sheldon becomes obsessed with recording "the definitive audiobiography of a child prodigy." He insists on recording in what he calls “AIFF” (Audio Interchange File Format), but in 1990s Medford, Texas, no one knows what that is. He commandeers the family’s only working radio shack cassette deck and starts recording everything: his theories on quantum vortices, complaints about the humidity, and a 45-minute monologue on why the school cafeteria’s tater tots violate the Geneva Convention.

"Son, I don’t care if your asymptote sounded like ‘ass-im-toat.’ I’m missing the touchdown." young sheldon s04e12 aiff

"Prayer has a lower signal-to-noise ratio than this cassette. But fine." Subplot B: Missy secretly records over one of Sheldon’s “genius tapes” with a prank call she and her friend made to the local weatherman, pretending to be a confused squirrel. When Sheldon plays back his magnum opus on quantum entanglement, he instead hears: “Is this the National Weather Service? I’m a squirrel and I need to know if I should store more acorns.” "God doesn’t fact-check me

"So you’re talking to yourself now instead of just to God?" "Son, I don’t care if your asymptote sounded

The Cooper family is gathered for breakfast. Mary is reading the newspaper, George Sr. is drinking coffee, Missy is poking her scrambled eggs, and Sheldon is staring intently at a blank cassette tape he’s placed on the table next to a portable tape recorder.