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“Lord Pence,” the Queen said, standing up. “I find the Princess’s dress to be deeply educational. And I find your shears to be... frivolous. They are a frivolous tool for a frivolous law. I hereby repeal the Frivolous Dress Order.”

The law was enforced by the Lord Chancellor of Modesty, a man named Bartholomew Pence whose own wardrobe consisted of a single, grey woolen tunic. He patrolled the cobblestone streets with a pair of iron shears, snipping any ruffle, bow, or unnecessary button he deemed "emotionally excessive." frivolousdressorder

The next day, she wore a dress made entirely of interlocking felt rectangles. “Platonic solids, my lord. The very bedrock of reality.” He nodded, unable to argue with bedrock. “Lord Pence,” the Queen said, standing up